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Finally, It’s Friday!!

on February 3, 2012

Since I did Friday’s post on Wednesday because Wednesday felt like it was supposed to be Friday, I’m doing Wednesday’s post today even though it is finally Friday.

The Perfect Worker

  • 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  • 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
  • 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
  • 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  • 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
  • 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  • 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  • 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  • 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
  • 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
  • 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
  • 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  • 13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.


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