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Make Your Own Captions

Happy Friday everyone!!

Here’s the start of your own Lol Catz.  As your comment, leave a caption for one or either of the photos.  The first one is of my cat Pixie.  The second one is of one of the cats at work, Taz.  Click pictures for bigger images!!  Happy captions!!

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Photo 2

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12 Facts About Cats

1. It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.

2. A cat’s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog’s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.

3. Cats are some of the smartest animals and can interpret a human’s mood and feelings.

4. Cats, like humans, are either right or left handed.

5. Cats groom each other as a sign of affection and caring for each other. A cat will sometimes wash its favorite human’s hair because it’s demonstrating love and affection towards them.  *Pixie does this all the time to the boys.  She will sit and clean my dad’s hair for 20 minutes if she’s in a loveable mood.  For us girls, our hair is too long for her to clean without choking on it, so she’ll clean our faces.

6. When a cats rubs up against you, the cat is marking you with it’s scent claiming ownership.

7. The nose pad of a cat is ridged in a pattern that is unique, just like the fingerprint of a human.

8. Cats hate the water because their fur does not insulate well when it’s wet.

9. A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

 

10. A falling cat will always right itself in a precise order. First the head will rotate, then the spine will twist and the rear legs will align, then the cat will arch its back to lessen the impact of the landing.

11. Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.

12. Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, while dogs only have about ten.

 

 

 

 

 


 

 

 

 

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Finally, It’s Friday!!

Since I did Friday’s post on Wednesday because Wednesday felt like it was supposed to be Friday, I’m doing Wednesday’s post today even though it is finally Friday.

The Perfect Worker

  • 1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found
  • 2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
  • 3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
  • 4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
  • 5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
  • 6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
  • 7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
  • 8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
  • 9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
  • 10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be
  • 11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
  • 12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be
  • 13 executed as soon as possible.

Addendum: That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines.

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Happy Friday!!

It is Friday!!  So here’s some kitty cuteness!!

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